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So it seems that the keepers at the Toronto zoo have chosen to give in to pressure but Right Wing groups and Christian communities like mentionned in the article below:

A relationship between two 'gay' penguins has fascinated keepers at Toronto Zoo, but the couple is to be separated and will each be paired with a female for breeding.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8371481/gay-penguins-to-be-torn-apart

Previously believed to be for the good of the species, I hope that you all see that the separation was orchestrated by Christian pressure groups who couldn't bare seeing "homosexuality being promoted to young children by using cute animals".

Probably embiggened by the recent election of right wing mayor Rob Ford and the result of the lastest federal election where a good deal of conservative MPs were elected in Toronto, the pressure groups seized the opportunity to end what was a simple love story that didn't hurt anyone.

Homophobia is everywhere and we have to fight it! It doesn't matter if we have to make stuff up to prove our point!

I pledge that me, my children, my children's children will boycott the Toronto Zoo... for 3 months!

Snakes are believed to have a larger than normal gay population according to numbers pulled from the Montreal Youth Association of Scientific Studies but Christians don't care about them because "snakes are not cute and are evil according to the Bible so them being gay makes sense."

The article doesn't mention any of this, I wonder why?



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Oh, you mean they'll be separated. That's not nearly as cool.



Anyone watch parks and rec? This sounds exactly like one of their episodes.



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What ? This hasn't been made by Galaki?
Mind = blown.



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It seems the adventure has ended for these 2 sweetpies ^^



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How do you know these penguins aren't just good friends?

Do they actually have sex with each other? ''Displaying mating behaviour'' means they are just showing affection doesn't it?

I know guys that hug each other and stuff like that (especially when they're drunk), but they aren't gay.

Anyways, those Christian groups are (once again) ridiculous - if it's part of nature then they are actually decrying God's creation - they are therefore self-contradictory and blasphemous. Not that we should expect much sanity from Christian groups, but still.



I believe this was done because they need the penguins to mate...

... and that's kind of hard to do with two penises and no vaginas.



wfz said:
I believe this was done because they need the penguins to mate...

... and that's kind of hard to do with two penises and no vaginas.

Surely those two penquins could just adopt a child if the law weren't discriminating against them ;)



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Torn apart? Aren't stoning to death and gridiron the proper penalties for that guilt according respectively to the one true religion of the East and the one true religion of the West? O-)

Oh, and I saw what you did.



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RolStoppable said:
I instantly had to think of an episode from Will & Grace when I saw the thread title, but after reading the thread I realized that this is actually about a serious issue the VGC community shouldn't let go unnoticed.

Same here. Though I don't remember what happened in the end.