My Wii no longer makes sounds :'( Looks like it needs repairs... *sigh*

[I like Bacon]

Send it to Nintendo. They will give you a new Wii. You WILL have the same FC, all of your game saves and friends and miis and pics and channels will still be there!!!!

But you might have to re-download VC/WW/Channels a 2nd time though. but everything will be saved.