| Norion said: I am curious who those 14 people in Oceania are who decided now was the time to get an Xbox One. |
Any of the below:
1) Uninformed gamer.
2) Uninformed purchaser for gamer.
3) Stores wanting to offload remaining devices and sold them for cheap.
4) Don Mattrick purchased them with offshore bank accounts to save face for his mediocre career.
5) Nintendo bought one to benchmark the Switch 2 architecture against it.
6) Someone thought it would be funny to buy more than one Xbox One devices as a joke. Many laughs were had.
7) Someone programmed a rounding glitch they thought we wouldn't notice, but we did, because they had the decimal in the wrong spot. Thankfully the building burned down, hiding the evidence, or they would have been caught. Much thanks were had towards the guy obsessed with a device that produces a variant of paperclips.
