| kirby007 said: because the switch fell in a cliff somewhere and hasn't been seen since |
This!
That damned cliff!
Towards thee Nintendo rolled, thou all-destroying but accursed cliff
To the last Nintendo grasped at that cliff
From hell’s heart Nintendo tried not to fall off thee
For hate’s sake it spit its last Direct at thee.
Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common abyss!
Let us tow then tow to pieces, while still falling off thee, thou damned cliff!
I say first, all is not lost.
Though, as Yamauchi predicted, Nintendo would fall to the depths of hell, and I say once more, all is NOT lost.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.







