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kirby007 said:
because the switch fell in a cliff somewhere and hasn't been seen since

This!

That damned cliff!
Towards thee Nintendo rolled, thou all-destroying but accursed cliff
To the last Nintendo grasped at that cliff
From hell’s heart Nintendo tried not to fall off thee
For hate’s sake it spit its last Direct at thee.
Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common abyss!
Let us tow then tow to pieces, while still falling off thee, thou damned cliff!

I say first, all is not lost.

Though, as Yamauchi predicted, Nintendo would fall to the depths of hell, and I say once more, all is NOT lost.

Domestic fury and fierce civil strife shall cumber all the parts of the video game industry.
Blood and destruction shall be so in use, and dreadful objects so familiar that mothers shall but smile when they behold their infants quartered with the hands of war!
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds and Iwata's spirit, ranging for revenge with Switch 2 by his side come hot from hell!
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the Karts of war.
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial.


I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.