Calling it now:
Double foldable, into a square, Switch. Fits in your pocket like a bulgy wallet but doesn't pop out. When it opens up all the way it is bigger than current switch. 980tigtx card built into the device, wireless "docking" to TV, UDR (ultra dynamic resolution), 8k screen, holographic headset projected out from 4d camera onto your face, free emulator for all Nintendo games ever for free from NES to Wii U (all games pre-installed at purchase), Epstein didn't kill himself sign permanently placed on background for the theme, subscription to Disney Plus. It will launch with an exclusive to this version game, from Nintendo's secret AAAA studio, Star Fox 8 (Game will be in 8K, photorealistic animals and Andross' brain). All for $699. Nintendo magic makes them profit $200 per device sold.
Mark Zuckerberg, Hillary Clinton, and Alan Greenspan will cry while Ralph Nader and Donald Trump high five each other whilst gazing on a painting of the Vladamir Putin riding a horse shirtless.
