Here are the highlights of the OP as I see them:
"DeDeDe" godly.
Making fun of the Wii for having "cheap-as-a-whore" plastic. Maybe he just likes really high class hookers.
"Way over-priced" controllers (Remote: $40; DS3: $55; Remote+Nunchuck: $60 ONOES)
OMG THE WII HAS NO BUILT-IN ETHERNET PORT
OMG THE 360 HAS NO BUILT-IN WIRELESS
"Why can't I save Wii files to a GameCube memory card?" Why do you think?!
What happened to a game that got canceled, a game that's coming out, and a game that hasn't been announced?
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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The old smileys: 
; - ) : - ) : - ( : - P : - D : - # ( c ) ( k ) ( y ) If anyone knows the shortcut for 
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I have the most epic death scene ever in VGChartz Mafia. Thanks WordsofWisdom!
