How do I play zelda with hard on?

[AsGryffynn]

WC4Life said:

irstupid said:

The switch was made with this is mind. Ever wondered why you can play the game with a joy con in each hand separately and not connected in the grip? That way your controller does not get in the way of your hard on. You can rest your arms on the side separated.

Now we know why Nintendo kept Switch in the dark so long...killer app feature right there and I bet Scorpio is gonna come with a hard on allowing controller...yeah that's right and btw what's with the dick interest among console manufacturers doesn't Sony's move controller look like a dick too?

Better than the GC controller's nipple... 

Ba dum tss...