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Starting with Nintendo designers and affiliates

 

Hideki Konno - "Wait, a hybrid handheld and console? Does that mean I only have to make one Mario Kart next gen?"

Katsuya Eguchi - "Do I have to make an actual new Animal Crossing, or can I do a City Folk sort of thing?"

Eiji Aounuma - "I wonder if this console will be out long enough for me to get a Zelda out."

Takeshi Tezuka - "Whatever. Would you prefer I name it New Super Mario Bros 3 or New Super Mario Bros X?"

Yoshio Sakamoto - "Do I focus on making a new Metroid that will make fans revile me even more, or should I focus on a crazy WarioWare thing that uses the newest control gimmick? Yes, that was rhetorical."

Monolith Soft - "OPEN WORLD MECH RPG WITH DOGFIGHTS BETWEEN HUNDREDS OF MECHS ONSCREEN MOVING AT LIGHT SPEED!!!!1! Just install 10 gigs onto that SD Card first."

Next Level Games - "You know, if we developed Federation Force for this platform, maybe people would hate it a bit less. Oh who are we kidding!"

HAL Laboratory - "...sigh... I suppose we can release a Kirby game for it eventually... if we must..."

Intelligent Systems - "Seeing how AlphaDream is hijacking our own Mario RPG series anyway, I suppose we can get Advance Wars back into business. And we can still release Fire Emblem and Pushmo games. And we can still work with other studios on their games. Wow, we make HAL Laboratory look lazy!"

Game Freak - "A hybrid what? Console? What's a console?"



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