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PigPen said:
A 30 second commercial, geez. A minute long commercial would of been great. Not to short, not to long.


30 seconds is how long most American commercials are. And honestly, Nintendo ought to be able to summarize Mario Kart 8 and why you should buy it in as little as 15 seconds, let alone 30.

"Mario Kart. Weird gravity things. Only on Wii U."

There, I made the dialogue for a 6 second commercial.



Love and tolerate.