ToxicJosh on 06 December 2013
If we're going for realism:
Nintendo has bought EA.
All EA properties and games are now Nintendo exclusive. And everyone within EA who disrespected the mighty N are to be flogged with Wii nunchucks at a special event to which all gamers are invited. In addition Bioware has been secretly working on KOTOR 3 and it's going to be released next week as a free download for everyone with a Wii U.
Zelda U, Metroid and F Zero all announced for 2014 as they walk off the stage.
Jesse Pinkman walks on stage and shouts, "Yeah bitch! Nintendo!".
