100 Ways to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse VgChartz Style!

[Carl]

Kill the fat members and use them as bait to escape, we dont want no liabilities in our group and fat people are a liability in situations such as this.

Anyway. You said animals so we're all fucked. Birds, Cats, Dogs, Rats... No escaping everything. No survivors.

Still kill the fat people first though.