Hope you like your new console. I like it a lot.
1. Download the internet browser.
2. Insert Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Zelda: Twilight Princess, or Super Mario Galaxy
3. Change underwear.
4. Enjoy.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.







