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Hope you like your new console. I like it a lot.

 

1. Download the internet browser.

2. Insert Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Zelda: Twilight Princess, or Super Mario Galaxy

3. Change underwear.

4. Enjoy. 



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.