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I hate when they send the old ladies door to door around here. how the fuck am i to slam the door in the face of some woman that looks like my grandmother (when she was alive, because if some some rotting corpse came to the door, i think i could slam it just fine).
I much prefer the younger ones though...i dont care how cute they are...door is getting slammed right in their face.



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