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On to the final floor of Mt Moon!
I emerge from F, avoid 3, and strangely find nobody at point 4. Must be a Red/Blue exclusive. Huh. ANyhow, there's this Super Nerd (I swear, that's his actual name) guarding two fossils. I sic Ioi on his Grimer, doing super effective life draining attacks. Ioi ends the fight with full health. Like I said, I regrt naming him that. Anyhow, he switched to Voltorb, so I send out Rol, just in case it knows any electric attacks. Quick Attack makes short work of the lazily designed Pokemon. Finally, I send out Turkish to take care of his Koffing. Horn Attack>Smog.
Once I win, I take the Dome Fossil, because Kabutops is a badass. I get ready to leave and-
They start off with Ekans, I send out Turkish. As usual, Horn Attack is overpowered. Spurg comes out to deal with Meowth, who has a powerful Bite attack. He gets hurt, so Turkish bails him out. I leave Turkish in to deal with Koffing. Turkish levels up to 16!
OMG! I have a Nidorino!
Anyhow, the pair runs off and I emerge on Route 4.
Easiest. Route. Ever.
Anyway, I stop and find another Spearow along the way. I'd have preferred a new mon, but okay. His name is Dengle.
In Cereleun City, I stop at the Center, deposit my spare Spearow and excess items, and save the game.
See you later!
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