| Roma said: you should be able to choose at what time you want to tame a horse or even if you want to at all! |
You could buy an already tame horse for 4000 rupees.
Of course the regular wallet holds 200 rupees, so you would need the big wallet for that, which by the way is inside the Forbidden Ruins at the fairy nest, next to Hurricane Village, so you need the Wind Prayer to calm the winds down so you can get in, but he is currently petrified... you really need that Centaur Medusa's blood to get him back to normal but before calming down the winds he needs a favour.
When you finally get those 4000 ruppees you're so gonna spend it on the companion eagle, to have an aerial view of the field on the gamepad, so you can spot a wild horse herd and tame one of those badasses.
I also changed my mind about the title. It woul be:
Legend of Epona: Screw Zelda, attention whore dumb noob slut
