http://kotaku.com/351435/spielberg-game-will-induce-tears-emotion
Steven Spielberg's EA game - of which we still know precious little - was being talked up the other day at the Imagina 2008 summit. Specifically, the emotional impact EA are hoping the game will pack, even going so far as to suggest it may bring a tear to your eye. EA's Glenn Entis, speaking on the game's emotional potential:
"We believe the Spielberg game will set a new bar. It's a brilliant team and we also think that if any creative collaborator has the instincts for it, Steven Spielberg does because he's the Steven Spielberg of directors."
Wait, so this Spielberg game will be all emotional? With tears? We were promised the Steven Spielberg of directors, not the Nora Ephron of directors.
Me:
So, isn't this a puzzle game called Bloom Blox that takes place in like a geometry world with few characters and like a pink hippo or something?
Anyway, Spielberg is probably the greatest director, period. His movies define the genres' they enter. Jaws for horror, Saving Private Ryan for War, Indiana Jones for adventure, Schindler's List for drama.
Who am I to question him?
Wait, are we even sure this is Bloom Blox? Somebody look it up, quick? Is spielberg making 2 games or is this the Wii puzzler, lol?
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.
