Ed Milliband is the new leader of the UK Labour Party

[Kantor]

1) Labour digs ditch

2) Labour jumps into ditch

3) Labour seals ditch

Though the decent part of me was hoping for a David Miliband victory so Labour would have a decent leader, it's occured to me that everybody hates Ed Miliband, yes, including Labour supporters. Come on, the guy is left of Brown. Left of Brown.

In short, as long as the coalition doesn't start a nuclear war, allow another Great Depression or go from door to door and murder people, 2015 is in the bag for the Conservatives. No bad thing.