Roar_Of_War on 18 April 2010
| mortono said: Your predictions seem realistic enough, if not a little over the top. Here's how it will ACTUALLY be: Cammie (comes out): Nintendo is amazing. We make lots of money. Mr. Miyamoto has been trying to figure out how to... *insert fun activity here*... he's decided to make... *insert game here* (cammie leaves) (reggie enters) Reggie: Nintendo is amazing. We make lots of money. But hardcore gamers hate us, that is why we are revealing *insert hardcore game here* (elitist, core journalists in the crowd cheer). Reggie: Before I forget let me also reveal *the DS line up until 3DS comes out*. Ok DS is done, let's move back to more interesting things, shall we? (reggie leaves) (Iwata enters) (room falls silent) Iwata: We must innovate or we will die. That is why we are revealing *insert innovative hardware and software here* (Iwata exits) (journalists are confused) (reggie enters) Reggie: Oh yeah, remember last year when we said we needed to innovate, well we've been working on it and today we can now reveal *insert old innovative hardware and software that will be released this year* Reggie: So that's it. Happy e3! Oh wait... one last thing. (lights dim) (spotlight on Miyamoto with Wii Remote w/ motion plus attached) (he does a bunch of wild motion controlled actions on stage while everybody laughs at him) (lights come back on) Miyamoto: That's right we are making Wii Music 2!!!!!!!!! Core: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo! |
I'm not against Nintendo (actually for Nintendo), but this still made me lol
