the grammar debate

[Kantor]

SamuelRSmith said:

Kantor said:

SamuelRSmith said:
Did anyone ever watch that episode of Jonathan Creek where somebody mistook a love letter for a suicide note because a fly landed in a place which made it look like a comma, thus rendering the letter to be way different from its original intention?

That sounds interesting.

Do you remember what it said?

To be honest with you, mate, I haven't a clue.

Here's something similar:

1) Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy --will you let me be yours?

Gloria

2) Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is . All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

yours,

Gloria