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For arguably the millionth time (as people seems unable to use the search function) a review is not like a school paper. A 9.5 game is not 4% 'better' than a 9.1 game. We judge a game relative to everything else on its platform, and other systems don't even factor in.

Beyond that, I'm not explaining it yet again. If you don't like our reviews, don't read them.



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."