What's the Worst Story in a Game IYO?

[Kantor]

Majin-Tenshinhan said:
God of War. The first one.

"ROOOOAAARRR I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH THE GOD OF WAR"
"Uh, okay, sure, but you're gonna become my bloodthirsty killing puppet, is that alright?"
"YEAAHHHH FOR THE GLOOORRYYYY"
"Fine, have it your way"
"WHAT HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME UPHOLD MY END OF THE DEAL! AREEEEEEEEEES"

A: I'm off to destroy cities for no reason
Z: He's off to destroy cities for no reason! Get his angry mind slave in here!
K: I WILL KILL HIM!
Z: That's nice.
K: HE'S DEAD NOW MAKE ME A GOD!
Z: Sure, why not?

Without the mindless violence, that game would be AWFUL

EDIT: I suppose it was better than God of War II:

K: I'M HAVING NIGHTMARES! I'M OFF TO DESTROY A CITY FOR NO REASON
Z: Not again...
Z: Hahahahhahahahahaha, your powers are gone!
K: I STILL HAVE MY BLADES, BASTARD!
Z: Shit! I have to reanimate a statue!
K: MUST KILL STATUE!
Z: Now to kill you!
*Kratos Dies*
K: I'm back! Now I'm going to an island!
G: Go kill Zeus!
K: Okay.

Come to think of it, that's actually better.