this is an accepted fact

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angrypoolman said:

FaithRaven said:

nordlead said:
chuck noris

I was about to say the same thing. Chuck Norris wipes the floor with Samus, of course, after he do other things with her first.

 

 

are you guys being serious with this chuck norris thing?

obviously you don't know the chuck norris facts

also

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. "