ok, this wasnt particularly embarrassing for me, but it sure was embarrassing for someone.
So there was this girl in my grade 8 class (a rather ugly girl)... she liked to pleasure herself during class. she sat near the back of the class so it was a less noticeable thing. of course the people she sat beside her obviously didnt feel that way and one of them who sat next to her would cough when she did it, so it was certainly known by mostly everyone that she did it and when she did it.
anyways...one day(it was a tuesday) the bell rings for a recess and she pulls her hands out of her pants and stands up and stretches.
*pauses for suspense*
and there, all over her hands, was BLOOD.
"I like my steaks how i like my women. Bloody and all over my face"
"Its like sex, but with a winner!"
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