This is the best one yet - by far.
PS: I thought the 3rd window said "Smeags - is that jod", which caused me to wonder where the hell the salt is. I used 15 sec or so searching through the first 3 pictures for some salt. :/
Oh, and link to the 1st, 2nd and 4th in the OP.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS