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     Beer is delicious, Mario Kart is fun. They seem to go hand in hand. It enhances the experience, you can do it legally without getting a DUI, and it levels the playing field for all contenders.It is my opinion that beer is the best combonation with Mario Kart than anything else.

     Now before the flamewars begin I would just like to say to all the soda fanboys out there that I don't think that they suck, but as far as drinking it while playing any games it just doesn't seem to fit. I associate soda more with stuff like sky-diving(Mt. Dew), Ballet (Tab), or sitting in the retirement home watching Perry Mason talking about kids today and their stupid vroom-vroom vehicles and fancy cassette players(Coca-Cola). So if your opinion differs please feel free to debate me, but if you want to start flaming , just save your breath and go to the SDF site (Soda Defense Force)and discuss how soda is superior because the CPU is clearly unmatched (Calories Per Unit), or how it may not sell as many units as beer because soda is for the hardcore audience.

     So as for the few of you out there that say that Mario Kart is the best experience with water, all I have to say is, Water???, WATER!?!?!. C'mon water is so last gen technology. I mastered water when I was 5. Water is for the elitist Wii-Fitters who only care about being healty and living a long and prosperous life, psh, losers. You guys just go to your gyms and get ripped, and make real friends, and have real sex.........jerks.

     In conclusion if any of you think that this is fanboy banter for beer just remember that beer doesn't have fanboys, we have alcoholics.

 

 



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Old. Everything is better with beer.



Me and my friends invented an epic drinking game with Mario Kart, cleverly titled "Beerio Kart". It involves different amounts of sips being penalized for being hit by different items or falling off, doling out drinks for succesful hits, etc. It was elaborate and awesome. My friend literally got drunk just from one runthrough of Wario's Goldmine.



Crusty VGchartz old timer who sporadically returns & posts. Let's debate nebulous shit and expand our perpectives. Or whatever.

you should also try Wii Fit or Wii Sports.



^Every time you don't get a strike you have to chug.



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Mmmmmm beer...



How great would that be if the company that made Wario Ware made a beer drinking game. How well you did on a mini game dictated how much the other players would have to drink. Lawsuits ahoy!



got to make sure you have a beer hat so you can drink without having to set down the controller

 

 

and hmmm maybe thats why the real hardcore gamers hate the Wii, they are to young to drink beer and have wii parties with friends. best times 



IMO ever since i was a kid, through out my teen years and even now to me beer is disgusting!. the bitterness, and esp the smell. Sure it kinda dissapointed my dad, my uncles and my brother who are all beer junkies. but to this day i never touched a beer. My mom drinks beer too but shes a light drinker.

So what did i do to combine Mario kart with alcohol?
Captian Morgan + Coke....much to my mom and dad's dissapointment its only drink i drink.



LOL, I've never played games while drunk. But now that you mention it, I'm going to get a 24 or something this week, and play some beerio kart with my friends haha.



Support good third party games on wii. Buy games like house of the dead overkill, de blob, madworld, the conduit and boom blox.