*before reading, remember this is a joke, the church does not exist, nor does spaghetti*

Praise be the flying spaghetti monster, for he shall show us the true path to enlightenment. For all pirates who are messengers of the flying spahetti monster, unfairly shunned by society, they shall lead us on the true path if we cast off our misconceptions and follow them.

He has shown us the way with his 8 'I really rather you didn'ts' and if we follow them he shall touch us with his noodley appendige. For we shall go to pastafarian heaven and drink from the beer volcanoes and work at one of the many stripper factories.

For those that are unaware of the teachings of the flying spaghetti monster http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

And the official church website http://venganza.org/

lol, my sisters allways going on about that

You're new to the intarwebs, yeahs?

^Nope, lot of religious threads lately, thought I would post my own joke one. It's just a funny that's all.

spaghetti is italian food and are made by italians, italians are mostly catholics thus the flying spaghetti monster is catholic

^well that's sound logic, yes, the flying spaghetti monster is a catholic lol.

I already had pasta today...But i can't understand who in their right mind would eat spagetti with meatballs. It 's a crime against cuisine. Perhaps there is no God afterall.

Here is a point of curiosity for Pastafarians. Is eating Spagetti with meatballs a sacriment or an act of Deicide?

Sounds like a job for Kratos.

This is a meme from like, 1997.