*before reading, remember this is a joke, the church does not exist, nor does spaghetti*
Praise be the flying spaghetti monster, for he shall show us the true path to enlightenment. For all pirates who are messengers of the flying spahetti monster, unfairly shunned by society, they shall lead us on the true path if we cast off our misconceptions and follow them.
He has shown us the way with his 8 'I really rather you didn'ts' and if we follow them he shall touch us with his noodley appendige. For we shall go to pastafarian heaven and drink from the beer volcanoes and work at one of the many stripper factories.
For those that are unaware of the teachings of the flying spaghetti monster http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
And the official church website http://venganza.org/
