Not judging the game or anything, just the quotes on the website that really cracked me up how retarded they were.

http://www.konami.jp/bemani/ddr/na/gs/hp/

Here is the best of the selection:

'After seeing this game, I really had an epiphany of what motivated humans to start standing so long ago.'

Really? Seriously? No, seriously? I mean at least say dancing instead of standing...

'Yeah using the arms is Krazy! It's my new addiction!'

Do spelling errors make a point more forcefully? But really using arms is my new additction guys I need help with it...

And my favorite cause it is just so cheesy and badly written:

'This Game is Killing It!'

Is this the new hip term to use?

I also like the fact that everyone commenting are people who made different Konami music games, shouldn't they have just gotten some other people's quotes or something?

Anyway was a few good laughs and I will steal this gif from the 1up article about this because it really embodies the spirit of this website:

uhh, strange, unfortunately they let just about anyone have internet access these days... motivated humans to stand??? then again it was an epiphany ;)

"Anyway was a few good laughs and I will steal this gif from the 1up article about this because it really embodies the spirit of this website:"

God I laughed so hard at that :)

That gif is awesome.

heh, can't stop laughing at that gif.

honestly, you should have made the thread just that picture... I hope Konami use it to sell DDR ;)

The guy who says "This game is killing it?" Yeah, he's apparently an "EXTREME DIRECTOR"

Heh.

Funny that this game gets brought up... Yesterday while in EBGames, I was checking out the games behind the shelf to see what was actually new to the store and a lady walked in asking for a dance game. Her kids really love the Wii apparently and have been waiting for a dance game for it. She didn't know DDR was even coming out, she just asked if there was a dance game coming... She was a little let down that there wasn't one already out... but she perked up when she heard that one was coming... funny enough she even preordered it. I think she walked out with another game, I can't recall which one though, maybe Wii play... anyway people are already preordering so hopefully this game will be good.