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Not judging the game or anything, just the quotes on the website that really cracked me up how retarded they were.

http://www.konami.jp/bemani/ddr/na/gs/hp/

 

Here is the best of the selection:

'After seeing this game, I really had an epiphany of what motivated humans to start standing so long ago.'

Really? Seriously? No, seriously? I mean at least say dancing instead of standing...

'Yeah using the arms is Krazy! It's my new addiction!'

Do spelling errors make a point more forcefully? But really using arms is my new additction guys I need help with it...

And my favorite cause it is just so cheesy and badly written:

'This Game is Killing It!'

Is this the new hip term to use?

I also like the fact that everyone commenting are people who made different Konami music games, shouldn't they have just gotten some other people's quotes or something?

Anyway was a few good laughs and I will steal this gif from the 1up article about this because it really embodies the spirit of this website:



Thanks to Blacksaber for the sig!