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Anyway, I am petrified of dogs. They're the most foul, scary things around. Well, actually, no, I hate spiders more, but dogs are really close. So yeah, terrible cynophobia and arachnophobia.

The second one is way more embarrasing though...I STILL cannot tie my shoes. Wt*? A teenager who does not know? According to what I've heard most people learn how to do it 10 years before my current age...no one knows about this besides me and my parents, not even my best friends. I have however had my friends and family members question why I'm always wearing velcro shoes...

Anything you would like to admit?

im terrified of spiders, im no wuss but when i see a spider make his way towards me i usually call my 14yr old sister to come and kill it, im 19 btw. :(

Hey theres no shame if you can't tie your shoes neither can I.

And I can't ride a bike.

And im petrified of moths and butterflies.

And one more thing but this is the wrong place to say that.

I'm with you guys in not liking insects much either. For me as long as they're below eye-level I have no problem stomping em out, but anywhere above really creeps me out and I have to knock them down before going near them...I'd freak if one fell on top of me.

Insect I HATE the most: Roaches. They're freakin fast and huge as hell. Especially the water bugs with millions of antennas, I've seen a few that were almost the size of my hand *shiver*

When I was a kid I had a fear of apocalyptic disaster happening at any given moment. I used to have this re-occurring nightmare that a nuke would come through my roof in slow-motion and hit me between the eyes XD how exaggerated.

I hate roller coasters

It's not a secret by any means, but I hate snakes, spiders, insects, slugs, etc.

I don't like heights, or submerging myself in water that I cannot see clearly through.

None of these are secrets or anything I'm embarrassed about, but seems to be in line with what everyone else is naming in this thread. :)

Scared of bugs? Rollercoasters? Bah! Let's kick this thread into overdrive!

-I got caught having sex with a REALLY fat chick in a park.
-I pissed my pants during morning line up in the Air Force basic training, back in 1995.
-I never finished BioShock.
-My step brother caught me masturbating in high school. How'd he know? He was on the top bunk. I was on the bottom, and I thought he was asleep!
-I'm a cop. I pulled over a fat girl, who ran from me, and I couldn't catch her. The whole thing was videotaped!
-The only reason Leela had sex with the Zapper was pity. I admit it.
-I only play Uno on Xbox live if there's a girl online.
-My penis? It's not 11 inches long. I lied.
-Highwaystar101 knows more Zapp Brannigan quotes than me.
-As a kid, I liked rolling down grassy hills. One day, I rolled through a pile of dog poop.
-In high school, I couldn't control my penis. Like a terrorist, an erection could strike at anytime. Just like the kid in "Superbad" I used to tie it up in my belt.
-My awesome car? I'm leasing it instead of buying it.
-I'm afraid to watch "Brokeback Mountain" because I think it will make me gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
-I like the Star Wars prequels more than the originals, despite being born in 1976.
-ecurbj owns more consoles than me. For now, he is more powerful.......for now.
-I loved "The Little Mermaid". It's my favorite Disney animated film.
-I played with action figures (THEY'RE NOT DOLLS) until I was in 10th grade.
-I don't have three Playstation 3's or a cake......I just have one Playstation 3.
-I have no sense of fashion. I have to get a girl to buy my clothes for me.
-There's a good chance that Elgefe02 and Leetgeek may kick my ass in Streetfighter IV and HD Remix.
-If a game sucks, but the lead character is a hot girl, I'll probably buy it.
-I'm a horrible dancer. My dancing makes babies cry for their mothers.
-I'm afraid of dogs.

Well, that's about it. Good thing we're on the internet, and I'll NEVER meet any of you guys!

This thread officially wins lol

Well and I was about to say that I really like my pink polo shirt from lacoste... but this is untoppable.. xD

..........perhaps I've said too much?