Please change the thread title to: "Bot writes a magnificent episode of Scrubs".

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A bot wrote a magnificent episode of Scrubs.

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Sounds like a regular Scrubs episode to me.

My god, each line is pure comedy gold. "I knew I could always count on life support to keep a patient from getting too serious". This may be the best man-made invention since toilet paper!

I liked the part where Dr. Cox coughs up the Janitor who then scrubs the patient. And J.D. trying to look cool in a room full of kissing ostriches.

I think among my favorite parts is where the janitor is defending a pile of orange soda from people by threatening them with "a beaker of hospital juice." whatever... hospital juice is... 

Hmmm...

Have you noticed they've been trying to sell us on the very creepy idea of smart robots?

There is no evidence this was written by a bot, so I don't believe it actually.

You know garbage juice: that; just with more human.