A Bot wrote a magnificent episode of Scrubs

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StarOcean said:

Chrizum said:
My god, each line is pure comedy gold. "I knew I could always count on life support to keep a patient from getting too serious". This may be the best man-made invention since toilet paper!

I think among my favorite parts is where the janitor is defending a pile of orange soda from people by threatening them with "a beaker of hospital juice." whatever... hospital juice is... 

You know garbage juice: that; just with more human.