Thread title says it all really; what so far are the greatest highs and crappiest lows of your life to date?

Feel free to list just the best if you would rather not dwell on or revisit the negatives.

Yours before mine :^D

Edit : I accidently forgot to post mine

Best time : Going to disneyland, universal studios, san diego zoo, hanging out with friends, just generally my whole life from 0-10, most recently GETTING INTO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE BEST BAND EVER : MODEST MOUSE!!!!

Worst time : As shroom said, every day in the last few years

Best was when I learnt to fap

The best moment? I don't know, I have very good memories of playing Final Fantasy X one Summer day, and just pausing the game while at Besaid and listening to that song. I knew that day, that FFX was my favourite game of all time.

As for the worst moment? I'm not entirely sure, but it may have been the day that my dad killed himself. I was not all that surprised, in fact he had already tried to hang himself another time before being rescued, but I guess it was still a bit surreal when it actually happened. His girlfriend and his best friend had both already committed suicide before him, along with one of his cousins (I think my cousin too, once-removed), so that probably didn't help either.

I keep it simple and maybe add more later.

High:

Got a GF

Low:

Broke up with the GF

Best: Today, Carpe diem!
Worst: Dunno, why dwell on the negative.

Best was meeting my now wife for the first time after playing Everquest together for half a year, 6000 km apart.

Everyday is the worst day of my life.

Hmm, sharing my best is much easier than my worst. My best is between my time in college and living in Japan. Going to college was definitely great for me. I felt like I really grew as a person during this time. I left home on my own, with no family or friends being anywhere near. I had to start over in making friends and learn to manage myself, and did those things I sure did. Made some really great friends during that time who really influenced me, found love, lost love, got really active in a lot of clubs to get over it/improve myself as a person, and did a lot of drawing. Started doing comics as well. College really did me some good

Then there was working and living in Japan, which was just awesome! Got to work and meet with Japanese people, which was really fun, made some really cool friends both Japanese and foreigners, and just got to do a lot of cool things. Really good time. Kinda wish I could go back again, haha.

My worst time? Probably when my girlfriend broke up with me. I felt like a mess for a lil while. Then I decided to do something about it.

Even though I'm 99% sure that the original comment was ironic, you shouldn't tell people how to feel. 

Hmm, I'm not well enough versed in Ultraology myself to determine what he said was ironic or not.