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Should atheists be banned from VGChartz?

Yes 20 15.50%
 
Yes 3 2.33%
 
Yes 3 2.33%
 
Yes 0 0.00%
 
Yes 2 1.55%
 
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Hail Satan! 94 72.87%
 
Yes 3 2.33%
 
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Flilix said:

It's sad to see that the devil is taking over modern society. Liberals fail to realise that they are followers of Satan. Luckily, their are still some good Christians who are trying to save them. If you are being possessed by evil, go to this site, and you will see the light!

http://objectiveministries.org/

For laypeople, there is also a simplified version:

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Here, you can play with Lambuel and play with Professor Giraffenstein. They will guide you on your path to paradise.

I see their webdesigner is putting those 1995 skills to good use.



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Wright said:

 

This puzzle's difficulty is an insult to kid's intelligence. I completed more elaborated mazes as a kid on newspapers than this lousy attempt at one.

I would go straight to the money. That's the only true path to enlightenment.



Atheism sucks, I can't wait for something better to come along already. We need a religion based around video games.



   
   
VGPolyglot said:
Flilix said:

I'm glad you let Jezus in your heart! To be honest, I thought you were a lost case. You're constantly talking about that devilish music.

Yeah, now let's listen to some Christian death metal to celebrate!

Sorry, but you're on the wrong path again.
http://shoebat.com/2014/08/29/christian-metal-bands-satanists-catholic-music-holy-2/
Don't worry, I'll pray for you. :)

Yerm said:
Flilix said:

Don't say that!!!

***

i typed it though

God created hearing and he also created typing, therefore he can hear what you type.



Flilix said:
VGPolyglot said:

Yeah, now let's listen to some Christian death metal to celebrate!

Sorry, but you're on the wrong path again.
http://shoebat.com/2014/08/29/christian-metal-bands-satanists-catholic-music-holy-2/
Don't worry, I'll pray for you. :)

Yerm said:

i typed it though

God created hearing and he also created typing, therefore he can hear what you type.

OK, how about this?



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Yall just need some Bibleman. 



Flilix said:
VGPolyglot said:

Yeah, now let's listen to some Christian death metal to celebrate!

Sorry, but you're on the wrong path again.
http://shoebat.com/2014/08/29/christian-metal-bands-satanists-catholic-music-holy-2/
Don't worry, I'll pray for you. :)

Yerm said:

i typed it though

God created hearing and he also created typing, therefore he can hear what you type.

god is still fake though



Wright said:

 

This puzzle's difficulty is an insult to kid's intelligence. I completed more elaborated mazes as a kid on newspapers than this lousy attempt at one.

Sleep is for the wicked. It's right up there with ice cream and (I assume) murder.



RJ_Sizzle said:
Wright said:

 

This puzzle's difficulty is an insult to kid's intelligence. I completed more elaborated mazes as a kid on newspapers than this lousy attempt at one.

I would go straight to the money. That's the only true path to enlightenment.

Iwent straight from the lips to bed



fielding88 said:
Wright said:

 

This puzzle's difficulty is an insult to kid's intelligence. I completed more elaborated mazes as a kid on newspapers than this lousy attempt at one.

Sleep is for the wicked. It's right up there with ice cream and (I assume) murder.

to the person who designed this  icecream's  only use is as something to be smeared on a lovers genitalia , this leads us to the lips, an essential tool in experiencing bodily applied icecream , the bed represents the platform for this act.

The moral of this story , combining  icecream, lips and beds will lead to a sticky end