I don't even know how to best summarize but basically, US intelligence provided a report to Trump showing that Russia has dirt on him, specifically an episode in which he allegedly travelled to Russia, hired prostitutes, and at one point had the hookers pee on a bed in a suite President Obama had stayed in earlier, which they recorded and is being held for blackmail.
Uh ... yeah. Well gives new meaning to the term "trickle down economics", that's for sure.
#that moment you realize real life is more absurd than a TV show