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Enough already with the crappy threads just go home.

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To exist.

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cause I do

I don't breathe. Why should I? Why should you? Wouldn't you get tired of it, after a while? Wouldn't it get annoying? I guess some people breathe to exercise their lungs, or something.

I also don't eat. I mean, that's just dirty. Why would you cram something down your throat? Wont it rot inside you, or something?

I don't sleep. It's the biggest waste of time. I mean, most people spend a third of their life sleeping. That is why I never go to sleep, so that I can make the most of my life.

I don't piss, shit, or fart either. That's just dirty. Why would you do that? 

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Ofcouse I breathe, now your banned haha.



To be like Keith of course!!



I keep thinking these are the thread which people hi-jacked yesterday.

why is this in the nintendo discussion.
I breathe to live

I breathe because, even though the world we live in is sometimes a dark and evil place, I believe we are all here for a reason. Some of us may not fulfill that purpose, but even those who fall by the wayside serve as an inspiration to those who choose to carry on. To stop breathing is to give up. To give up, is a slap in the face to all of those who came before. For them, and for myself, I will continue to breathe. I will continue to live. And I breathe so I can stay alive and look at boobies. Big boobies.

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