I think the same thing now I did when I sat and watched it the first time: it's the worst "Star Wars" movie I've ever seen.
This is what happens when you take something like that, and give control of it over to entities like Disney and JJ Abrams. Say what you will about Lucas, and some of the criticisms are valid, there is not a chance in hell that HIS original story treatment for this new trilogy, you know....THE sequel trilogy stories that people have been wondering about and waiting for, for decades, WOULDN'T have been a lot better than the pile of vague, cliched, ripoff, fan-service garbage that Abrams and Co. concocted.
Oh but Lawrence Kasdan was involved, you say? So what. Lucas was the brainchild behind every single thing that you love about the original Star Wars trilogy, period. A lot of people helped him make it, yes. But he was THE brain behind it all. Just like he was the creative power behind the Indiana Jones movies. Anything that isn't what he wrote for this new trilogy, was never going to manage to be anything but fan fiction. The only question remained, would be GOOD or even OKAY fan fiction? Or would it be really bad fan fiction?
I hoped for the latter. But I fully expected the former, because it's Abrams. And sadly, I wound up being right.
I cannot even conceive how anyone could call "The Force Awakens" a good movie, let alone a great one. It wasn't. The acting, the writing, the pacing, the constant slapping the audience in the face with "GET IT, just like the OLD movies" moments......not even bothering to come up with a remotely original story, and the ripoff plot elements they DID come up with, being outright rancid.
"THIS time, we're gonna have an even BIGGER Death Star, and instead of one BIG laser, it's gonna shoot a laser that splits into FIVE lasers, and they're going to somehow magically be able to span across the galaxy, and be seen from far away planets, and the Death Star itself is going to BE one big planet......"
That literally sounds like horrible fan fiction conceived by a 14 year old on the internet. Even the title, "The Force Awakens", was a major warning bell that something was amiss. It's a gibberish title that means literally nothing. The Force is the universe itself, it is life and energy and moves through everything. It never sleeps nor wakes. The subtitle for every other Star Wars film makes perfect sense and points directly to the base plot point of each film. "The Force Awakens", is just a title that Abrams or whoever else thought sounded cool, and thus used.
They presented easily the worst Star Wars villain in history thus far, a non-compelling, non-threatening man-baby who winds up (SPOILERS) getting beaten by two people who have zero experience with light sabers or the force, whereas he's supposed to have years of both Jedi, and presumably Sith-esque training. His light saber was, again, something that someone (probably Abrams) thought would "look cool". Every single decision in the movie reeks of something the filmmakers thought would be cool, or would get a pandering fan reaction. They were banking on how much some nerds just HATE the prequel trilogy, SO much blind hate in fact, that they would cheer anything that even remotely resembled the old films. And that's exactly what happened. That's exactly what I experienced in the theater, was people clapping and cheering for such insipid moments and lines as "Does it have a trash compactor?" and "That's not how the Force works".
The more I thought about it after seeing it, as much as I had WANTED to like this movie.....it just is downright unlikable. Now don't get me wrong, there are certainly ways that they could have taken SOME of this exact same material, minus a few retarded elements (such as the SUPERMEGADEATHSTAR), and it COULD have been an okay film/story. For one thing, don't just have the girl magically be able to do things right when she miraculously, conveniently needs to do them. That's not how it worked for any other Force-sensitive character in the other films, that's not how it should work with her. She should have to work at it, BEFORE she gets trained by Luke, she should be raw, and just barely manage to survive. We should see her POTENTIAL. We should not see her miraculously kicking people's asses in the first film, because, you know, "Girl Power".
The Storm Trooper character was hot garbage. He was the comedy relief, and a coward. If they had wanted to make a compelling arc for him, they SHOULD have gone with the angle that, as stated in the film itself, he was taken from his family as a child, and has spent the rest of his life being brainwashed. He likely has ALREADY killed and done bad thing in the name of the order, because he's a controlled soldier. He finally managed to crack, and rebel. But the rest of the film should see him not only being haunted by his past and the things he's done, but STILL continuing to struggle to do the right thing, and struggle AGAINST his killer conditioning, for the whole rest of the story. At the END, he should finally overcome it, and do the right thing, and help save the day in a key moment. THAT would have been compelling, and even somewhat satisfying. What they did instead, was purely moronic.
The so-called "First Order" should have been a rag-tag group, guerilla warfare style, hitting and running all the time, they should have been the new evil version of the Rebellion, if you even HAVE to go in such a blatant copy-cat route. They hsould have had very little resources to work with, basically like modern day Earth terrorists, and they CERTAINLY should not have had the resources to turn an entire goddamn PLANET, into a new ULTRAMEGADEATHSTAR. There should have never been another Death Star to begin with. That was an original trilogy plot device and should have remained so. And the very idea of transforming a living planet into a giant gun, is beyond stupid in the first place. Again....bad fan fiction.
And Kylo Ren? He should have been scary. He should have been threatening. He should have been conflicted or still struggling with his decisions inside? Sure. But we should be given even ONE actual reason for his turn to the Dark Side, which we are not. And he should be a bad ass. He should not thrown child-like temper tantrums. And he certainly should have had zero trouble kicking the living shit out of Finn in about 3 seconds. Finn should have had zero chance fighting him, having zero Force power and zero saber training. And Rey? It would have been compelling for her to hold her own for any amount of time against a trained killer like him. She should have ultimately just managed to survive, and just manage to escape with Finn. That way, Kylo still has even 1% of credibility left, and she has a ready-made arc where she was NOT ready to fight a Jedi/Sith, but once she goes and trains for some time, then faces him somewhere down the road, she WILL be ready.
Instead, what we're left with, is a huge mess. I want to believe that maybe Ep 8 and 9 will be better, will be okay, especially since Abrams will not be doing them. But....honestly? The foundation Ep. 7 already set is SO bad, SUCH a mess....that I have very little hope or faith. And there is not a doubt in my mind that Lucas' original stories for this trilogy, and Lucas being there as a consultant telling them "yes this would happen" or "no that's dumb", would have resulted in a FAR better movie. I would love to be wrong. I would love for Ep. 8 and 9 to somehow save the trilogy, and I could just chalk Ep 7 up to Abrams being one of the worst things to happen to film. But as it stands now, the entire things is likely going to, sadly, awful. And for all their faults, yes, the Prequel Trilogy will stand out as having been far better films, let alone Star Wars films. People can have their gripes with them, and with Lucas, all they want, but at least the prequels were original, told the story they needed to, and managed to do their job, which was filling out more of the Star Wars universe and it's back-story.