The bidding starts at $10, apparently?

I'm going to sell myself with that $50 giftcard, since you're supposed to come up with a rough idea of what your date is like.

Lol.. Do you really want to say:" Dinner at that place cause I have this giftcard"

Thats inviting the ugly hungry fat ones to you... 

Be a more creative.. Like me tommorrow for valentinesday. I have made dinner reservations at an italian restaurant.. but what she doesn't know is that i know the chef well and agreed to have us make our own pizza's in the kitchen and i actually set up our table on the roof of the building with a nice view of the city..

I'm telling you.. There will be this guy with no money who says something like: i'll pick you up for a morning walk to the park were we'll have a nice homemade picknick, after that we go visit my grandma and we'll bake and decorate our own cupcakes.. Then we'll get hotdogs for dinner on the go cause we need to hurry for the ferrywheel at night where we eat our cupcakes... he will sell it better then your 50 bucks giftcard drawing all the women towards him..

Obviously it's not so mundane, but i've got a few weeks to plan this out.

Needs more valentines tips!!

I have some: don't overdo it! be subtle! be nice! otherwise you look like a dork for the rest of the year!

luvyall

I got the dating process pretty nailed down. My method works guaranteed every time. Sex on the 5th date at the latest. The way it usually goes is I invite her to my place for a sleep over. That's usually adult code for now it's time for us to have sex. We always watch a movie in the evening.

Just stuck on one minor detail. Should one begin seducing (initiate sex) during or after the movie is done?

5th? We are lucky if Mr Kahn gets to a second one this year... 

And During the movie... Its not like you got a great movie to watch anyway.. Some sappy romantic movie you didn't want to watch anyway

Been leaning towards that answer for a while. Just felt "rude" to interrupt the movie but you are right, no one cares about the movie anyway. The anticipation is already built up so much it craves release. 

Next someone ask me how good I am with the ladies, I'll just say "I'm good until they find out that I like them."

I know some of you guys are in grad school and I dated too when I was a grad. I can strongly recommend okcupid (it's free). I met lot of willing girls who would date a "poor" grad student. You don't have to be extravagant but you can't be a cheap ass. Always buy on the first 5 dates.

I'll share some secrets:

Never do dinner as a first date. Always do coffee. It's inexpensive and it minimizes the distractions (like stuffing your face). Avoid going to the movies unless it's a filler date. Taking a walk in a park or somewhere romantic is an excellent way of holding hands and getting to know the girl better.

Never attempt a kiss on the first date unless the mood and ambiance is right. That's reserved for evening dates typically. Never shake her hand, always hug. Kiss on the cheek if you're feeling brave.

Bowling is another great activity. It allows for smooth physical contact. For example, high five the girl if she scores a strike. It really leaves a great impression of being together.

Apparently on speaking terms again, as she wandered through the office, presumably grabbing an essay our professor handed back (no shared classes, mind, but one of my professors teaches two classes, handing essays out at the same time. Still waiting for ours...). Said hi, nothing more. I did as well.

Date auction coming up in two days.