Tell everyone the most annoying story/stories of a Squeaker you ran into, whether It's on Xbox Live, PSN, PC (Including YouTube or whatever), or even Miiverse!

How old was the brat? What did they want to argue about? How many times a minute did they say "fucktard bitch ass sucker cock head"? Or were they a nice one? 

Tell the mod team these interesting facts, because, remember: They're always watching (Yes, Jizz_Beard, even when you're watching porn. Beat you to the punch-line!)...!

So one time there was this girl.... oh. Nevermind. OP isn't what I expected.

On my attorney's advice I decline to answer

Continue the story!

I once met a girl in an MMORPG that turned out to be a real squeaker.

Well, back when I was playing mw2, there was this little cunt that that was playing on the other team and that little shit sounded like squirrel on its period, just soo damn annoying and that little whore was camping the whole game and he killed me once and he was like "oh shit, did you see that, thats so pro." So I switched to my knifing class with the Ninja perk, and I killed his stupid little ass and since hes such a little tool, he kept on camping at the same place and I kept on killing him and then he started swearing but before I could say anything, his parents came in and gave him a lesson about not swearing... It was the funniest shit I have ever heard!

Did he get grounded or anything? And how old did he sound?

I think he did and he sounded like 10

There was this one time when I was playing CS:GO and some annoying Russian brat started yelling pretty badly with its ear-raping voice for no damn reason.. Of course, after a few moments I decided to go after his stupid ass and just kill him..  He sounded like he was 11 or 12!>_>

... What's a squeaker?