A game that outsucks E.T. and Superman 64 has already been made. It's called Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. Just do a HD remake of that one and give either the dude or the chick a gun.

A hack and slash game where you buy the collector's edition for $200 and find out that there are 20 weapons, all of which are $30 DLC. Then after buying and trying each one out you find that they are not effective on your enemies.

Then you are offered a cheat code by publisher King digital to make your weapons useful. Cheat for each weapon is different and cost $30 each.

After using these for an hour long you find that the next level is unlockable as $30 DLC. You continue playing and reach a boss at the end of the level. To fight the boss and continue, pay $30 again.

You beat the boss, but just before the next level begins you are asked for $30 again. You do so obediently, play for another hour and before the next level begins you are asked for $60 to break the trend and unlock the next level.

You do so and continue to unlock the next 10 levels for $60 each and 10 bosses for only $30 each.

After you've finished the last level and are about to fight against the final boss which you also payed $30 for, the game crashes. The developers were tracking you all along and have decided you have played too much of the game, and now instead of the final boss they offer you Candy Crush Saga to play through. Enjoy!

Have the shooting game pit you against unrealistically tough enemies where the game is rigged to cheat against you. Make the game microtransaction-supported, where the only way to get more ammo is to spend "gems" at ammo dealer shops. The gems are, of course, only available at the Cash Shop, $.99 apiece, a box of 10 for $15.99, a chest of 100 gems for $199.99, or a trunk of gems for $999.99.

If you die during the game, you must wait 24 hours to restart the game or pay 10 gems to instantly resurrect yourself and continue your game. You must also pass through doors that can only be unlocked by keys using a very slow key-making machine. The keys will either take 4 hours to finish or will cost 5 gems.

Oh, and the game will only be available on smartphones and tablets, and the artwork will look like a cross-eyed third grader drew the characters.

What about create the best visual HD smooth trailer ever to get a false image of what the game will be!