A hack and slash game where you buy the collector's edition for $200 and find out that there are 20 weapons, all of which are $30 DLC. Then after buying and trying each one out you find that they are not effective on your enemies.
Then you are offered a cheat code by publisher King digital to make your weapons useful. Cheat for each weapon is different and cost $30 each.
After using these for an hour long you find that the next level is unlockable as $30 DLC. You continue playing and reach a boss at the end of the level. To fight the boss and continue, pay $30 again.
You beat the boss, but just before the next level begins you are asked for $30 again. You do so obediently, play for another hour and before the next level begins you are asked for $60 to break the trend and unlock the next level.
You do so and continue to unlock the next 10 levels for $60 each and 10 bosses for only $30 each.
After you've finished the last level and are about to fight against the final boss which you also payed $30 for, the game crashes. The developers were tracking you all along and have decided you have played too much of the game, and now instead of the final boss they offer you Candy Crush Saga to play through. Enjoy!
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