LOL, that would be EPIC! Carlinkageddon! As long as they're woody enough it should work.

I want a game world big enough that there are multiple modes of transportation. Like, my first preference is I want Epona back...so give us some big open fields to use her for. Then, have a long winding river that connects many different places in the game world that you can travel down via canoe. If there's a large ocean-type area like the Sand Sea in SS or WW's ocean, then also give us a sailboat or little speed boat. I guess my main point is I definitely want a horse again, but beyond that I don't think there should be just one single mode of transportation. I think the days of the games revolving around that one "new" transport should be over, and the game would benefit from a more realistic approach of giving multiple options to get to various locations on the map.

Something new, you unoriginal bastards.

an item that gives him wings.

Frollo the frog.
He has hind legs shaped like rockets and Link stears him by twisting Frollo's greased up hairdo.

It will be very linear long corridor and you won't need any method.

A pegasus would be awesome.

A tank

A skateboard.