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bananaking21 on 29 December 2013

thismeintiel said:

bananaking21 said:

thismeintiel said:

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about you

Dammit, now I have to go jerk off in a bar. Wish me luck.

dont finish when they are reading you your right. trust me, they can and will use that against you in a court of law.

Well, considering that I'm going to be jerking off to you jerking off to me, I think I'll be done before the cops are even called. Maybe they will have pity on my poor stanima and not call them.

being a speed fucker is something to be proud of.

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thismeintiel on 29 December 2013

bananaking21 said:

thismeintiel said:

Well, considering that I'm going to be jerking off to you jerking off to me, I think I'll be done before the cops are even called. Maybe they will have pity on my poor stanima and not call them.

being a speed fucker is something to be proud of.

Yep. My lady complains ALL the time.

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ice on 29 December 2013

Don't act like you haven't done this

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LiquorandGunFun on 29 December 2013

Hmm.... I dont see spurgeon on.....

lol

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Slarvax on 29 December 2013

Holy crap, you guys made laugh so hard I woke up my sister! I had to explain her this. I love you all, you sick fucks.

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mutantsushi on 30 December 2013

iceland said:
Don't act like you haven't done this

only sick fucks do this in bars. go to a starbucks, people, that's what they're there for.

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thismeintiel on 30 December 2013

Slarvax said:
Holy crap, you guys made laugh so hard I woke up my sister! I had to explain her this. I love you all, you sick fucks.

Tell her she's welcome. She needed to wake up, anyway.

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Branko2166 on 30 December 2013

He must be related to Walder Frey, seeing how he's a wanker and all.

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SnakeDrake on 30 December 2013

His either an idiot or a badass for fighting of 15 cops while masturbating.

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Chris Hu on 30 December 2013

This sounds similar to one of Dave Chappelle's stand up routines.

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