Oregon Man Allegedly High On Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Masturbating

[thismeintiel]

bananaking21 said:

thismeintiel said:

Well, considering that I'm going to be jerking off to you jerking off to me, I think I'll be done before the cops are even called.  Maybe they will have pity on my poor stanima and not call them.

being a speed fucker is something to be proud of. 

Yep.  My lady complains ALL the time.