Oregon Man Allegedly High On Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Masturbating

[bananaking21]

thismeintiel said:

bananaking21 said:

thismeintiel said:

bananaking21 said:

about you

Dammit, now I have to go jerk off in a bar.  Wish me luck.

dont finish when they are reading you your right. trust me, they can and will use that against you in a court of law. 

Well, considering that I'm going to be jerking off to you jerking off to me, I think I'll be done before the cops are even called.  Maybe they will have pity on my poor stanima and not call them.

being a speed fucker is something to be proud of.