I had sex.

Hmm....

Imagine a whole world covered in poop. Poop is everwhere, and everyone is licking the poop of the ground. They put the poop all over their faces. In the winter, it snows poop, and the children like to make poop angels. Plus, every man and women have a poop fetish. Now, imagine that as a Pixar film.

Did you die? 

Edit: Forgot to mention 2 girls 1 cup isn't as bad as that.

That isn't considered a bad thing, unless you're a kid. How old are you?

Also, if you're joking, just ignore this.

you know back in the day how chip packets would have those collectible things inside them?

(These things)

me and my mates would go into supermarkets and open chip packets and steal them! WITHOUT PAYING :o yeah we were pretty badass rebels. and my mom would tell us to stop buying chips, but when she left the house we would run down to the shops and buy chips (we brought if we wernt in the stealing mood, u know, too risky and stuff)

Okay. I'll tell a story now. It isn't the worst thing I've done though.

When I was 7, we played a game in P.E. Some kids sat around the perimeter of a giant blanket-like thing, (Can't remember what It's called) some kids were under it, trying to pull the people sitting inside the blanket with them, and the rest of the kids had to save the other kids while they were getting pulled down.

One time, I went under on purpose to pull other people down. I was on a good streak, until I couldn't pull one person down. I didn't want to let them get away with it, so I kept trying and trying until they were under it. Every time I tried, someone always saved her. Eventually, he accidentally pulled her shirt off. I went to the other side so no one would blame me, but for some reason it didn't work. Pretty much nothing happened after that.

I'm not completely sure if some details are correct, but that's the best I can remember.

I broke a girl's nose in school. The whole class was going camping for a week on the mountains. The trip was really long so we had to find a way to make it entertaining.

Background info: Back in school this girl was a slut, everyone touched her ass but she wouldn't do anything. I was very good friends with her so i was allowed to touch her boobs and ass daily, though i didn't want to take advantage of that because sometimes she would get mad.

Back to the bus: So we had to find a way to make it entertaining. This girl was sitting behind me but she turned around to talk a friend who was sitting behing her. Me and some other guys were looking at her beatiful ass. The guy next to me had this wonderful idea of touching her ass in front of 4 other guys thinking she wouldn't get mad like always. WRONG! She turned around screaming AT ME! She thought it was me who touched her. She grabbed my precious long hair and started pulling like her life depended on it. I was furious and couldn't feel my head. I used force to break free and as soon as she let my hair go, i punched her in the face almost unconsciously, like my arm was possessed. She started bleeding like hell, her nose was destroyed.

She sued the school (Not me luckily) and the school principal had to pay her mom $40000. I wasn't expelled because this happened outside of the school. She expelled me 2 years later though but that's another story.

To end this story i just want to clarify that this girl forgave me and we remained very good friends. I don't considered this the worst thing because i made the school principal $40000 poorer. lol. Oh, and it's 100% true.

Once, I called information without trying to look up the number in the yellowpages. Yes, this was years ago.

"Terrible" can mean a lot of things to different people.  Tough story though.  Growing up I'd imagine that most people actually go through something quite similar. 

Yes. Yes I did.

Other than little pranks, i am an angel.