This same paper has a story about a boy, who attached his dog to hundreds of balloons to go on a trip to see santa. The dog ended up flying all the way to Turkey where it landed on a "shaven headed samaritan" who happens to own a gay bar.

"Last night, Paul breathed a sigh of relief, adding: “Billy’s(the dog) always been a resilient little blighter, so I’m not surprised he made it all that way. I’m guessing he survived on birds and moisture from clouds.""

i dont know if this is actually satire,  or just plain making thigns up as you go along to make a weird ass story

Apparently, the mother is as shit as this boy, judging by the last paragraphs. I can't understand how could anybody harm or threaten to harm a defenseless animal. Anybody who harms an animal deserves a slow and painful death. EDIT: Good to know it's satire though. I can't tell if a story is satire when it comes to threatening kittens.

What if Santa brings him a WiiU?

I think it speaks volumes of how we know our society is nowadays if this "satire" piece (if it's indeed such) can easily pass for real news.

Such behaviour isn't anything new, unfortunately.

IMHO the parents are fully responsible.
Probably parent's who don't spend much time with their kids and thus uses the magical picture box to look after them.

The boy should get a bucket of coal, kick up the butt and some therapy for Christmas and be thankfull he gets even that.
And the Cat should go to a better home.

Slap the fucker

At least the kid isn't doing drugs...

Then the sister goes in the blender.

LOL wow, dat kid. Hate to stereotype but redneck city.

Right next to DA CLOUD!! hahaha. Relax I kid.,