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^Man, I was hoping that you remembered, lol. I will try to find it. I think at the end he either told someone to eat their own dick or go fuck their mother or something like that.

**Edit**

Ok dude, I found it but it's old. It's a Sessler's Soapbox and it was talking about how X-Play gave Killzone 2 a 5/5. I guess some Sony fanboys were still bitching about the review and he was going on about that. Here is the link but I'm pretty sure you were in that thread when I first saw this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I643CzcHPYU



I LOVE paying for Xbox Live! I also love that my love for it pisses off so many people.

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toadslayer72 said:
^Man, I was hoping that you remembered, lol. I will try to find it. I think at the end he either told someone to eat their own dick or go fuck their mother or something like that.


Please do. I always thought he spoke rather fast and loud for a man that makes well thought out statements, but this is going to be glorious!



S.T.A.G.E. said:
toadslayer72 said:
^Man, I was hoping that you remembered, lol. I will try to find it. I think at the end he either told someone to eat their own dick or go fuck their mother or something like that.


Please do. I always thought he spoke rather fast and loud for a man that makes well thought out statements, but this is going to be glorious!

See my edit above.



I LOVE paying for Xbox Live! I also love that my love for it pisses off so many people.

toadslayer72 said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:


Please do. I always thought he spoke rather fast and loud for a man that makes well thought out statements, but this is going to be glorious!

See my edit above.

LOL He went off on both Xbox and PS gamers who were equally stupid. Killzone 2 when it came out deserved much of the praise that it got. I liked it better than three for sure. It was definitely a game with its own charm.



Imagine if he actually had a couple hours with it!



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J_Allard said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLKmGU3Di0Y

 

Yet another amazing impression set by this game.

By the way, if you want a nice laugh, read the GAF thread about this video. Holy shit, apparently Sessler is now on the MS payroll.

NeoGaf can be as bad as N4G at times.



I seriously don't understand PS fans obsession with Xbox titles( petition to remove games from the console or to port it to theirs) or Nintendo death. It's a case study for real, every gaming website there's a hating clique putting down the consoles they don't like.



I can appreciate games like Call of Duty and its clones, but I'm not really a fan of this style. In my opinion, Unreal Tournament is the best shooter series.

Titanfall, while being a Call of Duty clone, looks great. Like Zampella stated "It’s taking the old paradigm of these shooter games being very grounded and two-dimensional and now adding this verticality to it and making it something that’s a new experience; something that people haven’t seen before.”

Although one more thing I will say is that the "verticality" that people haven't seen before is because people have completely ignored games like Unreal Tournament. In Unreal Tournament, even the "okay" people are going to be frequently using side jumps, wall jumps, and other techniques.



I still prefer what I saw about Hawken, up until now, but Titanfall must be a very good game too. Just, unless something changes, the limits and compromises on mechs power, speed, agility, armour, etc in Hawken look more similar to old Mechwarrior system to me, and I liked it very much, while very fast movements of both troopers and mechs, besides being less realistic, will make me really suck at this game (but hey, also in MW2: Mercenaries the first missions against the Clans, until I was able to salvage some Clan tech, were very hard to me, and the final battle was very hard too, even with lots of Clan mechs and weapons available by then). These are just my tastes, though, the game still looks really very good to me too.



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The only bad thing I heard was that someone hate to wait hours in que to get a chance to play it again for like 5-10 minutes. Seriously, people seem to love playing this game.

Like others, I fear I will not be good enough to enjoy it. I've never played COD or Battlefield. But I'm really enjoying Crackdown, lol.



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

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