Would you he able to have sex with a pet in the room watching you?

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dallas on 30 May 2013

The lol'd wording suggests that he is asking whether or not the forum would have sex with their pets :/

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wfz on 30 May 2013

badgenome said:

Porcupine_I said:

no, i would not be able to have sex with a pet in a room, if someone is watching me.

That is not what he asked... creep.

OT: Absolutely not. I always blindfold my dog before I have sex with it.

Thread didn't even make me smile out of amusement until this post made me actually laugh.

OT: I haven't before, and I would rather not.

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Euphoria14 on 30 May 2013

Not anymore.

When I was having sex at my fiance's parents house once, her dog was in the room with us.
I quickly noticed that once the dog decided to lick my ass.

So yeah, I would advise against it.

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dallas on 30 May 2013

Oh hell, I'd get so mad if pooch decided to kick my balls

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LiquorandGunFun on 30 May 2013

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/05/29/judge-orders-psychological-exam-for-man-charged-with-molesting-pet-peacock/

Poor phil the peacock. his body was found the in garage of his assialant. im just glad its not another crazy story from florida this time. that is just the shittiest way to go.

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burninmylight on 30 May 2013

Lol, I was giving it to this chick on the side of my old middle school one night when this cat walked up and decided to jump in the middle of the action. It kept trying to rub itself on the side of my leg and get between us. I almost picked it up and chunked it over a fence, but she begged me not to.

Another friend that I used to see had this old grumpy chihuahua that slept 20 hours a day and would wake up and bark at us if we got too loud. ~_~

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existenz2 on 09 July 2013

Not really, I dont like to masturbate when my cat can see!

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badgenome on 09 July 2013

existenz2 said:

Not really, I dont like to masturbate when my cat can see!

And he can always see.

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ShadowSoldier on 09 July 2013

Yup....I'd show my dog how doggie style was done

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