There are several things. The earliest memory, though, is that I was lying in bed looking at that dog + baby poster I had on my wall (and still own). And I remember hearing a "noise" in my ear that night which I now know was my blood.
I don't know how old I was but I know I just learned to walk some. I never asked my parents when I did learn it, maybe I should.

3 more memories are somewhere between age of 1 and 2. I remember a lot of details and it was in the old house we lived in. We moved when I was 3.

It seems like most people here can recall at least one memory from when they were toddlers. I'm kind of surprised because every time I ask someone that I know this, they can only bring back memories from when they were 8-10 mostly.

Playing Super Mario Bros. What else?

Well at least it is an early one...could be a holiday...or playing Donkey Kong.

I was two years old. We went to a new building I never was before, with other kids. My parents told me that it was going to be fun... yeah. The enemy was waiting us inside. They had balloons... it was a massacre. We were so young...

Actually that's the second thing I remember. The first one is playing on the floor with a yellow car near the TV, in an unknown (friends? family?) house. I have no idea about how old I was.

The earliest things i can remember are from the age of 2-3, just small things like playing with toys and family members and memories of my brother as a baby.

But if i'm shown a picture from anytime from around the age of 3-5 i can remember the exact day and the event which was taking place and many other things i did that day.

Does anyone remember how different things looked when they were little?

I remember looking at the side of my brother's crib. I was around 3 give or take 6 months or so. I was trying to understand the globs of colours and such. I saw it years later and realized it was a cute picture of dumbo and friends. But as a wee little one, I couldn't tell where one figure ended and another began. It was just all a big design.

Also, I remember when I finally learned some letters and began to read. Before that I just ignored words and sentences cause it just looked like gobbed scribbles.
I also remember colouring on my dad's desk. I colored in Micky Mouse and it sparkled, changed color, and was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. It was so beautiful that it was difficult to look at because it was so bright. I actually found it years, and years later and it was just a couple of scribbles, and I didn't even stay in the lines. It looked a mess, but I remember how I saw it when I was little.

I also remember

I remember going into a basement in somebody's house and playing with a bunch of toys. Pretty sure I was carried down there. No idea how old I was.

Past the age of four, it's all relatively clear, but before that I have just snippets.
For whatever reason, I have lots of memories of swimming. This is probably around age two. In particular, I remember this delicious chocolate milk that I got to drink every time I went swimming. Also, I remember being forced underwater by my parents once in an effort to get me to learn how to swim. Another thing I remember is intentionally letting my trunks slip off because they were uncomfortable (and then having them returned by some woman later).
Other than that, I remember, around three, being forced to sleep in the afternoon. And being told to watch TV while my parents were out. Routine things like this stuck in my head.
A fairly vivid memory is about when my sister broke her arm. At a party or such, we were competing with some other kids to see who could sit on the tallest stack of chairs. I chickened out quickly, but my sister, while trying to climb up, made the entire stack fall over on her and broke her arm in the process.
Other than that, I have an enormously painful memory of putting on some sort of pants with a zipper without wearing underwear. Not all that clear, but hurts just to think about it.
Looks like I remember quite a bit, though I guess I'm younger than most of you.

Am i the only one that has a fucked up memory of a past?

I remember when i was 4, i drove my mum's kingswood down the road, luckily the road workers was there to stop the car.

3 or 4 years old. I had a power ranger action figure, was playing in front of my house, some random brown kid asked to see the action figure... then he run. D: